WARNING: This story should be XXX rated. If you are faint of heart, PLEASE do not read the remainder of this article. If you are NOT faint of heart, please proceed with caution...
Last Monday, we went to a water park in Denver, Colorado. STUPID ME, I forgot to put sunscreen on first. I wound up with the worst sunburn on my back that I have EVER had. It was sooo very painful, especially whenever it was touched by any one or any thing. That included my clothes.
If you are of the female persuasion and you have ever endured a sunburn on your back, you KNOW how a certain female undergarment feels when it presses against your back. OUCH!!! doesn't even come close to describing the pain.
God blessed me with more than an ample bossum. So, I really, REALLY need that particular garment. As long as I was in the privacy of my own home, no problem but whenever I needed to go into the public, well, it wouldn't have been a pretty sight so I elected to stay at home. However, since I am the "sanitary engineer' for the offices at Seaboard Foods, I HAD to leave the privacy of my own home and face the prospect of being in the public eye.
I am allowed to work at any time of the day or night that I choose so since there are fewer people in and out of the offices, breakroom, restrooms, etc. at night, I chose to go out every night at 10:00 to do my magic. It worked! No one ever saw me which meant that they never saw the herd of goats fighting to get out from under my shirt!!! Good news! My burn has really mellowed now which means that I have now been able to corral the goats. Whew!
Please share your "goat" stories or other funnies with me!