Seniors Texting Codes

Thank you, B, for sending this to us!!! It is just too funny! VLE-B


Since more and more seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for these:

A STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GG...PBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO?: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OM!...SG: Oh My!... Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
GG...LKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

VLE-B