Latest Theft Problem

> > You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had
> > Their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
> >
> > My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
> > Ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
> > It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
> > Cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
> > Mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
> > Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
> > Life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
> >
> > My rear-end was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
> > Took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
> > Stuck me with earlier. But my new r-e was attached at least
> > Three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
> > Give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
> >
> > Two years ago, I realized my arms had been switched. One
> > Morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
> > Flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
> > The hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
> > Being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
> > Me next?
> >
> > When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
> > A turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
> > World wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
> > Are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
> > Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
> > Look again - was it lifted from you?
> >
> > THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
> > Every night.
> >
> > WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
> >
> > P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Bustline. I was
> > Lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
> > Bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
> > My armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
> > Waistband.
> >
> > I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a
> > Wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to
> > Laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
> >
> > P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my
> > clothes!
> >
> > How do they do that????

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VLE-B